Specific examples.
Because I like examples.
And if you don't, go screw yourself :D
Averagey McGeneric became a fan of:
"Long talks with your best friend about EVERYTHING."
I don't have a best friend. I don't have anyone I can tell 'EVERYTHING.'
"Getting an unexpected text from that special person ♥."
No one texts me. Literally. I NEVER get texts from anyone. Cos i'm that popular.
And, I'd like to add, I specifically didn't get an expected text from someone. Someone who was supposed to text me on Christmas Day when I was on my own. Was epically disappointed.
"you want me to spend HOW MANY HOURS ON HOMEWORK, I DO HAVE A LIFE YOU KNOW"
Shut up and do your fucking homework. Sure, discard it, have fun. Get pissed. Whore about.
Just don't get pissed off when you're working at McDonald's for the rest of your life.
Just don't get pissed off when you're working at McDonald's for the rest of your life.
"If I Could Cuddle With You All Day, Believe Me I Would ♥"
It's oh so great to be young and in love. Wanting to spend every moment with the person you're infatuated with. Oh. No. Wait. That's right, I've no idea what that feels like.
"Cant wait to go back to uni for the many alcoholic nights!!!!!"
Should I be happy that idiots are perpetuating the stereotype of the useless, alcoholic University student?
"I am drunk in at least 90% of my facebook photos"
And you HAVEN'T put that on your CV? You really should.
"I don't think I can be blamed for things that I do whilst intoxicated"
I honestly REALLY hope that, one day, you'll be trying to convince the police of this.
"I'm someone you'll REGRET losing. I can PROMISE you that"
a.k.a "The world revolves around me. I'm great. You're not. I'll go to extreme lengths to prove i'm better than you. The fact that you don't care, are more mature than me and will just brush me off and pity me doesn't make a difference because I only look inward" Grow up and get over yourself.
a.k.a "The world revolves around me. I'm great. You're not. I'll go to extreme lengths to prove i'm better than you. The fact that you don't care, are more mature than me and will just brush me off and pity me doesn't make a difference because I only look inward" Grow up and get over yourself.
"I have a ginger friend"
I have a carpet in my bedroom. I have feet. I have rats, one of whom has just just gotten over pneumonia.
I'm assuming you have a point, i'm just having difficulty finding it.
"You said you'd always be there for me, you lied"
Story of my life bitch. Welcome to the world of being human. People come and go, no one stays. People are arrogant, self-centred people who're only interested in self-preservation.
This is the world of the ultimate biological machinery; Mankind.
This is the world of the ultimate biological machinery; Mankind.
"Talking to you = my day made"
Please stop rubbing it in my face that you have friends and people who care about you.
We get it.
We get it.
Shut the fuck up.
Yeah. That's a brief description of how I feel.
I've not been in this bad a mood for a long time aha
I've not been in this bad a mood for a long time aha
F'koff.
